161. Knock knock
Who’s there?
You
You who?
Yes? I’m right here!
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162. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Albee
Albee who?
Albee a monkey’s uncle!
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162. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Oops, I did it again
163. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rolling they hating
164. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Albie
Albie who?
Albie darned, a funny joke!
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165. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke out – here comes another knock knock joke.
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166. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Quacker
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad knock knock joke and I’m leaving!
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167. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yoda
Yoda who?
Yoda leh-ee-hoo!
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168. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gene
Gene who?
Gen-e-alogy
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169. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bart
Bart who?
Bart up the wrong tree!
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170. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Crock and Dial
Crock and Dial who?
Crock and Dial Dundee
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171. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Obama
Obama who?
Obama self. Don’t wanna be…
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172. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
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173. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
174. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita novel!
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175. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Waterway to answer the door!
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176. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida knows, sorry…
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